When life gives you lemons make lemonade! Just ask the girls at Krankies Ink. who put together a website and product line devoted to the subject of riding the pony, The Curse, Aunt Flo’s visit, your monthly gift, George Michael (cockney), your bloody show, plugging the dike, surfin’ the wave, red tide, riding the crimson tide, feeling swell, working from home, riding the white toboggan, . . . you know what I’m talking about.
Krankies Ink. seems to be a collaboration of lengthy rants about everything from a total dissatisfaction with menstrual product commercials, to cautionary rants about internet scams. And while the scathing-menstrual-rant point of view is certainly unique, from a literary point of view it is absolute Von Trappe, as they say, but in a tongue in cheek kind of way (at least I hope!).
But for what it lacks in scholarship, Krankies makes up for with its hot women’s apparel collection. Krankies.net features cute tank tops, panties, PJs, and other goodies for sale featuring clever mentrual-inspired quips such as:
- It’s Kranky Time! SORRY WE’RE CLOSED
- WARNING Asking Stupid Questions May Result in SEVERE INJURY
- P.M.S.ed off! My BOOBS Hurt!
- P.M.S. CAUTION Retaining Water
- “If HE had one CRAMP he’d KILL HIMSELF!”
- P.M.S. Tell Me This Counts as a Sick Day!
- Beware of BLOATING!
. . . and much more!
